jack n balls

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A jack and balls is like a jack and coke, but the guy making it shoves his nuts in the glass. It tastes like regret and regret with a side of salty balls.

My cousin made a jack and balls for my aunt. She threw it in his face.

At the bar, the bartender made one for his girlfriend and she kissed him.

I tried a jack and balls and it tasted like my brother's lunch meat.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's a jack and coke, but the guy adds his own meat to the drink. It's like a cocktail, but also a personal insult.

My friend asked for a jack and balls and got it in the face.

The guy at the bar made one for his mom and she cried.

I had a jack and balls and it felt like my dad's old sneaker.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A jack and balls is when the bartender throws his nuts in the drink. It's like a jack and coke, but with more flavor and more shame.

My friend made a jack and balls for his crush and got a kiss.

At the party, someone made a jack and balls and it smelled like a gym sock.

I tried it and it tasted like my brother's old sandwich.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's a fancy way of saying a jack and coke with a guy's nuts in it. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s usually made by someone who’s drunk or in love.

The guy made a jack and balls for his girlfriend and she laughed at him.

At the bar, the bartender made one and it smelled like a hot dog stand.

I had a jack and balls and it tasted like my dad's old jacket.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A jack and balls is when the guy adds his nuts to the drink. It's like a regular drink but with extra flavor and extra embarrassment.

My brother made a jack and balls for his friend and it was a disaster.

At the party, the guy made a jack and balls and it smelled like a gym.

I had one and it tasted like my mom's old cheese.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's a jack and coke, but the guy adds his meat to it. It's like a drink, but also a public humiliation.

My cousin made a jack and balls for his crush and it worked.

At the bar, the guy made a jack and balls and it smelled like a sock drawer.

I had a jack and balls and it tasted like my brother's old lunch meat.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago