Jack Myers

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A big, hairy, faggot who's always getting his jollies. He talks nonsense all day and doesn't care about anyone else. He's a druggie, sells drugs, and lives like there's no tomorrow. He's hot, but nobody sees him because he's always lost in the crowd.
Jack just laughed at my bad joke and told me to 'get a life.'
He sold me a bag of weed and then laughed at me for buying it.
He's the reason I stayed up all night talking nonsense.
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A fat, curly-haired queer who loves to get his cock sucked. He's always telling dumb jokes and doesn't take anything seriously. He's a druggie and a drug dealer, and he lives like he's going to die tomorrow. He's sexy, but no one notices him because he's always hiding in the crowd.
He told me he was going to die tomorrow and then bought three bags of weed.
He laughed at my joke and said I needed to 'stop being so sad.'
He's the only one who sells drugs and still manages to be sexy.
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A fat, curly-haired faggot who loves to get fucked. He's always telling jokes and never takes anything seriously. He's a druggie and sells drugs, and he lives his life like it's a party. He's sexy but no one sees him because he's always stuck in the middle of the crowd.
He told me I was 'a sad little man' and then sold me a bag of weed.
He laughed at my joke and told me to 'stop being so boring.'
He's the only one who sells drugs and still manages to be funny.
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