jack my hog

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Stealing pieces or the whole bike from a Harley, like a thief with a death wish. Or stealing a woman’s pleasure with your hands, like a man who’s never had a proper meal.
I jack my hog every morning before work. My bike’s missing a tire and my neighbor’s missing a vibe.
He jacked his hog in the parking lot. Now he’s got a bike and a woman’s reputation in trouble.
I jack my hog just to watch the looks on people’s faces. It’s like a combo of a heist and a hot mess.
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Masturbating a woman with your hands, like you’re giving her a back massage and a free ride. It’s like you’re the boss and she’s the employee who can’t say no.
I jack my hog in the bathroom at work. My coworkers think I’m just taking a long break.
She jacked her hog in the grocery store. The cashier looked confused and I looked like a pervert.
He jacked his hog in the middle of a meeting. The boss thought he was having a stroke.
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Masturbating a pig you own, like it’s your job and you’re not getting paid. It’s like you’re the only one who cares about that pig’s business.
I jack my hog every night before bed. My pig’s happy and I’m just tired.
She jacked her hog in the backyard. The neighbors thought it was a new kind of party.
He jacked his hog during lunch. The food was cold and his pig was hot.
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