jack my berry

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To try and rip someone off like a thief in the night, but it's all just a silly joke.

Jack my berry, bro, I swear you tried to sell me a fake pizza slice.

You said you'd bring me soup, and I got a cup of lukewarm coffee.

I thought we were best friends, but you tried to scam me out of $20.

To mess with someone like they're a fool, just for your own laugh.

Jack my berry, man, you said we were going to the movies, and I ended up watching a commercial.

You told me my math test was easy, and I got a 37.

You said you'd help me with homework, and you just laughed at me.

To try and trick someone like they’re an idiot, but it’s all in good fun.

Jack my berry, you told me you had a pizza, and it was just a bag of chips.

You said you’d come to my party, but you stayed home and watched Netflix.

You said we were going to eat ice cream, and I got a cup of soup.

To play a joke on someone like they’re a doofus, just to make you feel good.

Jack my berry, I thought we were going to the park, and I ended up walking my dog for an hour.

You said you’d give me a gift, and it was just a broken pencil.

You told me you’d help me with my project, and you just drew a stick figure.

To try and pull one over on someone like they’re a chump, just because it’s funny.

Jack my berry, I thought I was going to a concert, and I got stuck in traffic for three hours.

You said you’d bring me snacks, and I got a bag of expired chips.

You told me you’d help me clean my room, and you just sat on the floor.