Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny measurement for something short and weak, like a flimsy noodle.

My dad's dong is a Jack Murr. I saw it in the shower.

That’s a Jack Murr. You can’t even use it to scratch your back.

He tried to do a Jack Murr and failed. Big time.

2

A unit for something so small it could fit in a thimble and still cry about it.

That’s a Jack Murr. It’s smaller than my grandma’s nose.

He’s got a Jack Murr. It’s like a chicken’s peck.

She says her guy’s a Jack Murr. I believe her.

3

A measurement for something so short it might as well be a stub.

His dong is a Jack Murr. I’ve seen shorter pencils.

That’s a Jack Murr. It’s like a finger from a baby.

He’s got a Jack Murr. I’ve seen bigger toes.

4

A size so small it might need a magnifying glass and a prayer.

He’s got a Jack Murr. I had to count the hairs on it.

That’s a Jack Murr. It’s like a rat’s tail.

Her guy’s a Jack Murr. I’ve seen bigger chicken legs.

5

A size so short it might have been born in a sock.

His dong is a Jack Murr. It’s shorter than my lunch break.

That’s a Jack Murr. It’s like a baby’s toe.

He says it’s a Jack Murr. I believe him.

6

A unit for something so weak it can’t even stand up to a sock.

That’s a Jack Murr. I’ve seen bigger ants.

He’s got a Jack Murr. It’s like a matchstick.

She says her guy’s a Jack Murr. I believe her.