jack mother

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the worst kind of human who also smells like old socks and regret.
My brother is a jack mother and he still thinks he’s cool.
The guy at the gym is a jack mother and he flexes like he’s in a movie.
My teacher called me a jack mother because I drew on the desk with a pen.
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a person who yells at everything and also has no idea what they’re talking about.
My mom is a jack mother and she yells at the TV.
The bus driver is a jack mother and he honks at kids.
My friend’s dog is a jack mother and it barks at the mailman.
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a human who eats pizza for breakfast and still acts like they’re royalty.
My uncle is a jack mother and he eats pizza at 7 a. m.
My neighbor is a jack mother and he thinks he’s a king.
My brother’s friend is a jack mother and he still thinks he’s cool.
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