Jack moser

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The guy who looks like a lost sock. Also known as Jack Green's annoying brother. He dances like he's trying to impress a chicken.

Why is he still on Instagram? He posted a video of himself dancing in a closet.

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat backwards. It looked like a failed science experiment.

He sent me a DM: 'Hey bro, I'm gonna be famous someday.' I replied: 'You're gonna be famous as my brother.'

A Scottish guy who thinks he’s a star. Brother of Jack Green. He posts pictures of himself dancing like he’s in a musical and no one cares.

He posted a photo of himself dancing in a bathrobe. It was like a horror movie.

He tried to chat me up: 'Hey, you look like you could use some dance moves.' I said: 'I look like I need a nap.'

He sent me a group message with his whole family. It was like a family reunion in a DM.

A guy who thinks he’s a big deal. Brother of Jack Green. He dances like he’s got a million followers and no one believes him.

He posted a video of himself dancing in the park. No one clapped. Not even the pigeons.

He texted me: 'I’m gonna be the next big thing.' I said: 'You’re the next big thing. You’re the big thing that’s not working.'

He tried to do a TikTok challenge. It was like watching a toddler try to ride a bike.