jack morgan

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A legend who’s so famous, even the chicken nugget king knows his name. He rides his bike like a lunatic and uses it to flirt with girls.

Jack did a wheelie in front of the whole school and said, 'This is how I get dates.'

He tried to do a mid-air bike flip and ended up in the cafeteria.

He told the principal, 'You’re not cool unless you ride a bike with me.'

A crazy drink made with Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. It was born at Arizona State and turned people into monsters.

At the party, the DP25 was so strong, it made the DJ quit mid-song.

He drank a DP25 and tried to fight the principal’s dog.

The drink was so bad, it gave him a headache and a new nickname: 'The Dr. Pepper Disaster.'

A stoner who plays basketball and loses every game. He’s also obsessed with tinfoil and gas. Everyone calls him Wiz or 4pf. Wiz.

He wore tinfoil on his head during a game and got a technical foul.

He used gas to power his basketball and said, 'This is the future of sports.'

He lost the game and blamed it on the principal’s dog.