Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a brain-dead human who thinks they're the king of the world.

My cousin is a jack monk. He tried to fix my phone and broke it.

That jack monk just yelled at the pizza delivery guy for no reason.

Jack monk is my brother. He thinks he's Einstein.

2

a person who’s so dumb, they probably invented ignorance.

My neighbor is a jack monk. He tried to plant a tree in his driveway.

That jack monk thinks the sky is blue because he saw it once.

My teacher called me a jack monk for forgetting my homework.

3

a human who's so stupid, they think they're the smartest person alive.

My friend is a jack monk. He tried to explain calculus to my dog.

That jack monk thinks he’s a genius because he knows how to use a phone.

My mom called me a jack monk for spilling soup on the floor.

4

a person who’s so brainless, they probably ate their own brain.

My uncle is a jack monk. He tried to build a house out of pizza boxes.

That jack monk thinks he’s a chef because he burned toast once.

My brother is a jack monk. He tried to talk to my goldfish.

5

a person who’s so dumb, they think the moon is made of cheese and they live there.

My dad is a jack monk. He thinks he’s a superhero because he wears a cape.

That jack monk thinks he’s a scientist because he put salt in his coffee.

My little brother is a jack monk. He tried to tell my goldfish a bedtime story.

6

a human who’s so stupid, they probably forgot how to breathe.

My friend’s brother is a jack monk. He tried to run a marathon in pajamas.

That jack monk thinks he’s a philosopher because he said, 'Hello.'

My teacher called me a jack monk for writing 'dog' instead of 'log'.