Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

Jack just bought a whole pizza for himself and didn't share. Typical rich kid stuff.

He flexes his money and his dick like he's the king of the school.

Jack paid for the entire class to get ice cream. Just because he could.

Jack bought the most expensive shoes ever. And he still made fun of me for mine.

He spent $100 on a soda and called me a beggar.

He bragged about his money and his peen like he was the best thing since sliced bread.

Jack dropped $50 on a burger and still called me broke.

He spent more on his lunch than I spend on my whole week.

Jack flexes his money and his junk like he’s trying to impress God.