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My dog’s been doing the doggy version of a permanent hard-on since 7 a. m. I’m gonna die from laughing.

Your dog looks like he’s gonna burst from that hard-on. Just let it go.

My dog’s got a hard-on so big it’s gonna start its own Instagram account.

My dog’s junk is harder than my math teacher’s face on a Monday.

This dog has a hard-on so stiff it’s gonna break the leash.

My dog’s junk looks like it was dipped in cement. No way that’s coming off.

My dog’s like, ‘I need to pee, but I also need to get it on, and I can’t decide which one to do first.’

This dog is half-pee, half-hard-on. It’s a nightmare.

My dog’s got a hard-on so strong it might just pee out of his eyes.