Jack Mit

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the tiny guy who carries a math book like it's the holy grail and has no idea what a console is

Jack Mit is the reason I failed algebra and still don't know what a console is.

He walks into class with a textbook and a scowl like he just killed someone.

He tries to explain integrals to me and I just cry inside.

the short guy who thinks a math book is a weapon and has never touched a console in his life

He swings his math book like it's a sword and yells about variables.

He tried to play Fortnite on a calculator and got confused.

He told me a console is a type of math problem and I didn't correct him.

the little guy with a math textbook and a face that says he'll never understand consoles

He brought a math book to the mall and tried to solve equations on the escalator.

He asked if a console was a type of math equation and I just laughed.

He spent 30 minutes arguing with a vending machine about prime numbers.