Jack mills

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A giant meathead who brings in the cash and looks like a gym poster
Jack Mills is the reason I broke my wallet.
He makes money like it's his job and looks like a god.
I saw him and immediately felt inferior.
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The kind of man who makes you feel like a failure just by breathing
Jack Mills walks in and I lose all hope.
He makes bread and I make excuses.
He’s the reason I started eating chips for breakfast.
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A man so ripped he could bench press your dignity
Jack Mills came in and I felt like a kid who lost a bet.
He’s shredded and I’m not.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your gains feel like a joke.
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