jack merril

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#apple monster#taki lover#weird but lovable

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Jack Merril is a fat kid who thinks he's God's favorite human he eats way too many apples and still claims Taki's are better than Dinamita's he's a weirdo but we all love him
Jack just ate 6 apples and still said Taki's are better
He DM'd me saying Dinamita's are 'okay but not as good as me'
He cried when his apple stash ran out and claimed Taki's were 'betraying him'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Merril is a human-shaped apple pie he thinks he's the best ever and he's not wrong he eats apples like they're going out of style and still claims Taki's are the best
He told me Taki's are 'the only thing that makes life worth it' while eating an apple
He sent a tweet saying 'Dinamita's are just a phase' with 3 apples in the background
He cried when I said Dinamita's might be better than Taki's
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Merril is a kid who eats so many apples he's like a fruit explosion he loves Taki's more than his own life and still thinks he's the best human ever
He ate 6 apples and still said Taki's were 'the best' in the world
He DM'd me saying 'Dinamita's are just a distraction' while holding 3 apples
He cried because his apple supply was low and Taki's were 'betraying him'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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