Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

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I yell at my roommate when he’s too slow and I’m too horny.

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! I’m not your slowpoke sidekick!

You’re not even trying! Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

If you don’t jack me off like you beat your own meat!, I’m gonna throw your socks at you.

I scream it at my roommate when he’s being a lazy, selfish prick.

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! I’m not your personal snack bar!

You’re too lazy to jack me off like you beat your own meat! I’m gonna take your lunch!

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! or I’m gonna steal your phone.

I say it to my roommate when he’s too tired and I’m too angry.

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! I’m not your sleep-deprived slave!

If you don’t jack me off like you beat your own meat!, I’m gonna steal your blanket!

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! or I’ll take your last chip.