Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you yell this when someone talks too much and acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread

Jack me off faggot, I've seen better people fail harder.

Jack me off faggot, you're not even good at this game.

Jack me off faggot, I could beat your ass at chess blindfolded.

2

you scream this when someone is full of themselves and you're tired of their nonsense

Jack me off faggot, you're like a broken record.

Jack me off faggot, I've had worse days than you.

Jack me off faggot, you're not even trying.

3

you say this when someone's showing off and you're too lazy to deal with it

Jack me off faggot, I'm still winning.

Jack me off faggot, you're not even close.

Jack me off faggot, I could sleep through this.

4

you shout this when someone's talking like they're the king of the world and you're not impressed

Jack me off faggot, I've had better days.

Jack me off faggot, you're not even good at this.

Jack me off faggot, I could do better with one hand tied behind my back.

5

you say this when someone's bragging and you're just too tired to take it anymore

Jack me off faggot, I'm still winning.

Jack me off faggot, you're not even trying.

Jack me off faggot, I'm done with your nonsense.

6

you yell this when someone is full of themselves and you're too lazy to fight them

Jack me off faggot, I'm not even mad.

Jack me off faggot, you're not even close.

Jack me off faggot, I could beat you in my sleep.