Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A shiny, sticky cream you keep right next to your bed or computer so you can rub one out fast when you're too lazy to think.

Bro, I just used my Jack me for the 5th time today.

Jack me is my favorite thing when I can't sleep.

I don't need a girlfriend, I got my Jack me.

2

What a guy yells at his jack-off servant when he's lying there like a piece of meat waiting to be eaten.

Jack me off, I'm not done yet!

Jack me off, I need this to survive.

Jack me off, I'm the king of this room!

3

What you say when someone spouts nonsense and sounds like they just came out of a sewer.

Jack me? You think you're a wizard?

Jack me? You just said that like it makes sense.

Jack me? I've heard better from a goat.

4

What you say when someone brags like they just won the lottery and they’re still wearing the ticket.

Jack me? You think you're the best?

Jack me? I've seen better.

Jack me? You're just full of hot air.

5

When someone comes up to you like they're about to start a fight and they're ready to talk trash.

Jack me? You think you're tough?

Jack me? I'm not scared of you.

Jack me? You're just a little man with a big mouth.

6

What you yell when you're about to get killed in a football game and you're not messing around.

Jack me! I'm not playing around!

Jack me! I'm not going down easy.

Jack me! I'll beat you like a drum!

7

When you're so hungry you drive to McDonald’s and scream random nonsense codes to get the travy patty, like you’re trying to unlock a secret mission.

Jack me! Cactus jack fucked me! I need my travy patty now!

Jack me! You know why I'm here! Let me eat my travy patty!

Jack me! Cactus jack bit my cat and my dick! I'm not leaving until I get my travy patty!