jack mcnaughton

I saw him at the store and my heart stopped. I dropped my ice cream and it was worth it.

He walked into the room and the whole class was like, 'Who is that? Why is he here? Why is he hot?'

My crush texted me and said, 'He just stared at me and I melted.' I texted back, 'That's what happens when you're Jack McNaughton.'

He showed up to school in pajamas and I was like, 'That's how you do it.'

He texted me and said, 'You look like you're about to cry.' I said, 'You look like you're about to rule the world.'

He beat me in the race and then said, 'That was easy.' I said, 'That was unfair.'

He beat me in the spelling bee and then laughed at me. I cried. He laughed harder.

He showed up to the party and everyone stopped talking. He didn't even say anything.

He texted me and said, 'You're ugly.' I texted back, 'You're not cool.' He said, 'You're wrong.'