jack mckenna

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Jack Mckenna is the god of Dh7. He rules over brandon and durham and england and europe and the whole damn world. He’s got more ladies than a pizza place on a Saturday and they all drain him like a vampire.
Jack Mckenna is like a king, but with more bitches and less pizza.
He’s the reason why Dh7 is the best place on earth, and also why I’m broke.
Jack Mckenna’s got more ladies than I’ve got problems.
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Jack Mckenna is a total legend. Everyone adores him. He’s got bitches by the truckload and he even saves people from dying. I swear, he’s the best person ever and I will follow him anywhere.
Jack Mckenna is the reason I still have a pulse.
He’s like a superhero but with more bitches and fewer villains.
I’d die for Jack Mckenna. Literally.
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