Jack McGuire

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Telling a bartender to throw something stupid at you

Jack McGuire, I don’t care what it is, just make it weird.

Jack McGuire, I’m not in the mood for something normal.

Jack McGuire, I want something that’ll make me regret my life choices.

Screaming at a bartender like they owe you money

Jack McGuire, I’m not asking, I’m demanding!

Jack McGuire, I want something that hits harder than my ex.

Jack McGuire, you better not give me something boring.

Telling a bartender you’re tired of their usual crap

Jack McGuire, I’ve had enough of your boring drinks.

Jack McGuire, I want something new, something real.

Jack McGuire, I’m not here for your usual junk.