Jack Mcclellan

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A smelly old man who runs a website for other creepy people who like little kids. He used to teach pedophiles how to be bad, but people got mad and took his site down. He told a TV show he likes little girls and thinks it's fine. Now he lives with his parents and gets free food from the government.
Jack McClellan is the reason my kid has nightmares about the internet.
My dad says Jack McClellan is the worst kind of man.
Jack McClellan is the reason I don't want to grow up.
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A word you say to your dog when you're angry and then feel bad later because you're a mean person.
I called my dog Jack McClellan and then cried.
My dog looked at me like I was the worst person ever.
Jack McClellan is not a good name for a dog.
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The reason your daughter needs pepper spray and karate lessons to survive the world.
Jack McClellan is the reason I bought my kid a taser.
My daughter is getting karate lessons because of Jack McClellan.
Jack McClellan is the worst thing to ever happen to kids.
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Even the people who usually hate everything agree that Jack McClellan should be dead.
Even my teacher says Jack McClellan should be in jail.
I'm a liberal, but Jack McClellan should die.
Jack McClellan is the reason I believe in the death penalty.
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