Jack McCarthy

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Putting on a long sleeve shirt under a short sleeve shirt like you're trying to hide your sins from the devil
My brother did this before church and got called out by the pastor.
She wore that look to the grocery store and looked like she was hiding a murder.
He did it at the party and got teased for looking like a confused ghost.
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Wearing a long sleeve under a short sleeve like you're trying to confuse your mom and your dad at the same time
He showed up to dinner like that and his mom asked what was wrong with him.
She wore it to the mall and her dad thought she had a broken arm.
He did it at the gym and the trainer called him a fashion disaster.
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Putting on two shirts like you're trying to make your arms look like they're fighting each other
He did it at the concert and looked like he had a wrestling match on his chest.
She wore it to work and her boss asked if her arms were in a relationship.
He did it at the bar and got called out for looking like a confused octopus.
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Wearing a long sleeve under a short sleeve like you're trying to dress for a fight and a funeral at the same time
He showed up to the meeting like that and looked like he was ready to cry or punch someone.
She wore it to the birthday party and got called the most confused guest.
He did it at the restaurant and the waiter asked if he was hiding a secret.
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Putting on two shirts like you're trying to cover up your secrets and your bad fashion sense at the same time
He did it at the office and his coworkers thought he had a hidden agenda.
She wore it to the park and got teased for looking like a spy.
He showed up to the party like that and got called the most mysterious guest.
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Wearing a long sleeve under a short sleeve like you're trying to dress for a hot date and a cold shower at the same time
He showed up to the date like that and looked like he was confused about his life.
She wore it to the coffee shop and got called the most layered customer.
He did it at the gym and got teased for looking like he had a fashion emergency.
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