Jack McBride

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The smell of Jack McBride’s sweat could make a dragon cry and the taste of his loss could make a baby throw up. He plays Fortnite just to escape the horror of his own existence.
Jack tried to play Fortnite but his sweat was so strong it made the game crash.
He lost a match and immediately started crying like he had just failed a math test.
His phone smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a week.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack McBride is the human equivalent of a soggy taco. He plays games like they’re his last chance to be respected, but he loses so bad it feels personal.
He started a match and immediately got eliminated by a kid who plays with his feet.
He lost and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.' Then he cried.
He tried to play Fortnite and his character looked like a wet raccoon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack McBride is the reason why the Clash Royale League smells like a gym sock. He plays like he's fighting for his life, but he loses so hard it makes you want to punch a wall.
He lost a match and started screaming like he was being tortured.
He played Fortnite and his character looked like he had just been hit by a truck.
He tried to play Clash Royale and his team looked like they had been dragged through a mud puddle.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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