Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you let ticket touters plug their fingers up your butt for fun

I paid $500 for a concert and got analed by some guy in a trench coat

My friend got shat on by a ticket tout at the stadium entrance

I thought I was getting VIP seats but it turned out I was just getting analed by a group of strangers

2

When you get stuck with ticket touters like they're your new anal friends

These ticket touters won't stop poking my butt at the concert

I got analed by three ticket touters and I'm still sore

I went to the concert and got anal sex from a guy who sold me a ticket

3

When you get anal sex from ticket touters and you don't even know it

I thought I was buying a ticket but I got analed by a guy in a hat

I went to the concert and got analed by a ticket tout who looked like a pirate

I paid for a ticket and got anal sex from a guy who sold me a ticket

4

When you get anal sex from ticket touters and it's the best part of the concert

I got analed by a ticket tout and I was too busy laughing to notice

I got anal sex from a ticket tout and I didn't even pay for it

I went to the concert and got analed by a guy who sold me a ticket for $500

5

When you let ticket touters take your butt and make it their own

I let a ticket touter take my butt and I didn't even know it

I got my butt stolen by a ticket touter at the concert

I went to the concert and got my butt taken by a guy in a trench coat

6

When you get anal sex from ticket touters and you don't care

I got analed by a ticket tout and I was too happy to care

I got anal sex from a ticket tout and I didn't even pay for it

I went to the concert and got analed by a guy who sold me a ticket for $1000