jack matter

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a stupid f***ing moron who p***s people for no reason and thinks his dumb blonde hair makes him look cool, he's too f***ing weak to get laid and is a total f***ing virgin, he's the worst person to hang out with
Jack just p***ed my little brother for no reason. He's the worst.
Why does Jack think his hair is cool? It looks like a f***ing chicken.
Jack tried to flirt with my sister and she laughed in his face.
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a f***ing idiot who beats people up just because he feels like it and thinks his stupid blonde hair is the best thing ever, he's too f***ing shy to get a date and is a total f***ing zero, don't ever hang out with him
Jack beat up the guy who sold him pizza. That’s not even fair.
Jack thinks his hair is cool. It’s like a f***ing neon sign saying ‘look at me’.
Jack tried to ask me out and I said no. He cried.
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a f***ing dummy who likes to p*** people and thinks his dumb blonde hair is the f***ing best, he's too f***ing weak to get a date and is a total f***ing virgin, he's the kind of guy who makes you wish you were dead
Jack p***ed my friend for no reason. He’s a total f***ing loser.
Jack tried to impress me with his hair. It looked like a f***ing disaster.
Jack asked me out and I said no. He ran away crying.
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