jack mark

Jack Mark sent a DM saying he’s going to be rich by next week. I replied, 'You’re still broke, Jack Mark.'

At the party, Jack Mark tried to rap but forgot the words. Everyone laughed so hard, the DJ had to pause the music.

He told his mom he’s going to be a CEO. His mom said, 'You still can’t even pay the rent, Jack Mark.'

Jack Mark talked for 20 minutes about his dog. No one asked about the dog.

He started a conversation about the weather and still didn’t know what the weather was.

He told the class he’s a genius. The teacher said, 'You’re not even smart, Jack Mark.'

Jack Mark wore a hat inside the house and still said he’s stylish.

He tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped over his own feet.

He posted a photo of himself with a pizza and said it’s ‘art.’ No one believed him.

Jack Mark told everyone he met the president. No one believed him.

He said he won the lottery. His mom said, 'You still owe me money, Jack Mark.'

He said he’s a superhero. The kids laughed and called him ‘Super Jack Mark.’

Jack Mark tried to fix the printer and broke it. Now it’s out of paper and out of ideas.

He said he’s going to be a famous singer. His friend said, 'You still can’t even sing in tune, Jack Mark.'

He tried to cook dinner and burned the whole house down.