jack marin

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Jack Marin is the guy who makes the band Hellogoodbye look like they're having fun, even though they're probably all tired and just want to go home.
Jack showed up in a hot dog suit and ran around like he was chasing a taco.
He wore a banana suit and yelled, 'I’M A FRUIT LADY!' during a song.
He came on stage as Chewbacca and kicked a drum like it owed him money.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Marin used to help Panic! At The Disco, but he probably didn’t do much besides cause chaos and yell at the lights.
He told the tour crew, 'You’re all failures!' and then wore a carrot suit for 10 minutes straight.
He tried to dance like a robot and failed miserably.
He showed up to a concert in a hot dog suit and asked for a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Marin is a sexy beast who also loves wearing silly costumes and pretending he’s a vegetable.
He showed up as a carrot and said, 'I’m here to spice up your lives!'
He wore a banana suit and did a backflip into the crowd.
He came on stage as a hot dog and asked the crowd if they wanted a 'meaty performance.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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