Jack Man Dew

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A messed-up drink made with Jack Daniel's and Mountain Dew. It's like a Jack and Coke got hit by a truck and then ran over by a donkey.

I drank a Jack Man Dew and now my bladder is screaming at me.

My friend tried it and cried like a baby. It was glorious.

I brought a Jack Man Dew to a funeral. The dead guy came back just to laugh at me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A drink so bad it makes your soul question its life choices. It's Jack Daniel's mixed with Mountain Dew like your mom mixed your lunch with your brother's lunch.

My dad made a Jack Man Dew and it tasted like regret.

I had one and now I'm stuck in my head like a broken record.

I drank it and my dog ran away. He didn't come back.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A drink that's like a middle finger to good taste. It’s Jack Daniel’s and Mountain Dew, like your teacher gave you a pop quiz on the weekend.

I had a Jack Man Dew and my brain turned to mush.

My sister made one and it tasted like her math homework.

I drank it and my neighbor called the police.

by Slangipedia 10d ago