Jack Macklin

Jack Macklin walked into a bakery and asked for a 'poof sandwich' because he thought it was a cake.

He tried to eat a cake like it was a burger and got a mouthful of frosting.

At the party, he said the cake was 'just a regular poof' and nobody knew what he was talking about.

He tried to eat the cake in one bite and it looked like he was being interrogated.

He took a tiny nibble of the cake and called it 'a masterpiece of poofiness.'

He said the cake was 'too fancy for him' and threw it at the wall.

He brought a cake to the meeting and said it was 'the poofiest thing ever.'

He tried to explain cake to his dog and the dog just looked at him like he was a fool.

He wore a cake as a hat and said it was 'a statement of pure poof.'