jack maciver

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a tiny, ugly kid with a voice like a broken kazoo. nobody wants to hear him.
he tried to sing in the school play and it was like listening to a dying raccoon
his voice came out of the toilet paper roll during lunch
he cried during math and it sounded like a cat being tortured
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a runt with a face like a sock and a voice that could make a goat cry.
he yelled at the teacher and it sounded like a duck with a sore throat
he tried to talk in the cafeteria and it was like a squeaky door
he whispered during the movie and it was louder than a fire alarm
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a tiny, ugly kid who sounds like a mouse with a laryngitis and a grudge.
he tried to say hello and it was like a squeaky toy falling off a cliff
he talked in the library and it was like a thousand crickets having a scream party
he shouted during gym and it was like a frog being hit by a bus
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