Jack MacDonald

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A hot guy with a brain the size of a basketball. He was born in Canada and never had to deal with real life. Got straight A's in school and has more friends than a party planner.
Jack MacDonald is the reason I failed math. He's like a genius in a meat suit.
I asked him for help on a test. He just looked at me like I was a waste of oxygen.
He's got more followers than my mom's Instagram.
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A guy so smart he could solve a math problem in his sleep. He's got a face that turns girls into puddles and a brain that could beat Einstein. He got into Harvard and still managed to smile.
I tried to flirt with him. He just said, 'I'm busy studying. You're not worth my time.'
He got into Harvard and I still live in my mom's basement.
He's like a god. I'm just a mortal with a bad GPA.
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