Jack Ma

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A funny joke that makes people laugh at the billionaire Jack Ma, but also makes people want to punch him in the face.

My teacher told the class, 'Jack Ma is so rich, he could buy a whole pizza for every kid in the school and still have change left.'

My cousin said, 'Jack Ma is so funny, he makes my dog laugh.'

My uncle said, 'Jack Ma is so rich, he could buy a spaceship and still have enough money to buy a sandwich.'

An alien from another planet who started a company called Alibaba and is richer than your dad after he wins the lottery.

My friend said, 'Jack Ma is like an alien who took over Earth and started a company just to mess with us.'

My brother said, 'Jack Ma is so rich, he could buy the moon and still have enough money to buy a bike.'

My mom said, 'Jack Ma is like a superhero who doesn't wear a cape, just a suit and a lot of money.'

A dumb joke where someone asks, 'Do you know who Jack Ma is?' and then gets roasted with a joke that sounds like 'Jack my balls off.'

My teacher said, 'Jack Ma balls off is the worst joke I have ever heard.'

My friend said, 'Jack Ma balls off is so bad, it makes my dog cry.'

My cousin said, 'Jack Ma balls off is the dumbest joke I have ever heard.'

When your mom uses your computer to check her Facebook, but she logs in as you and posts embarrassing stuff to all her friends.

My mom posted, 'My son is so lazy, he sleeps all day.'

My mom posted, 'My son is so ugly, he could scare a ghost.'

My mom posted, 'My son is so stupid, he thinks pizza is a vegetable.'