Jack Lycett

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A guy who's mostly good but still a single superphosphate. Even the worst hangovers can't slow him down. What a fitty. Everyone's best friend.

Jack just ate a whole pizza by himself. No shame. Just glory.

He texted me at 3 AM about his chicken nugget obsession. I'm still mad.

He called a teacher a 'fitty' in front of the whole class. No one said anything.

A brainy guy who loves sports and Freya. Everyone thinks he's the best. Freya thinks he's perfect. Everyone else just hopes he doesn't talk too much.

He beat me in a footie match and then called me a 'chump' in front of everyone.

He texted Freya a poem about football. She replied with a heart emoji.

He explained quantum physics to me during gym class. I still don't get it.

A mega-chad who hooks up with Freya a lot. He's like a love god with a football. Freya can't say no. Everyone else can't say yes.

He asked Freya to the prom and she said yes. He didn't even need to ask twice.

He texted me: 'Just hooked up with Freya. Life is good.' I texted back: 'Life is not good.'

He showed up at the football match with Freya. Everyone gasped.