Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A secret message that only the most feminine man in the group can understand and live by

Jack: 'I’m gonna play Risk of Rain 2 until I’m dead.'

Jack’s mom: 'He plays that game like it's his life.'

Jack: 'I’d rather die than not play Risk of Rain 2.'

2

A guy who thinks he’s tough but actually just loves playing a game that makes him cry

Jack: 'I cried when I beat the final boss.'

Jack’s friend: 'He cried harder than my ex.'

Jack’s teacher: 'I saw him crying in the hallway.'

3

A man who spends all his money on a game and still thinks he’s cool

Jack: 'I spent $50 on this game.'

Jack’s dad: 'He spends more on games than on food.'

Jack: 'It’s worth it.'

4

A guy who plays a game so much he forgets how to be human

Jack: 'I’ve played Risk of Rain 2 for 10 hours straight.'

Jack’s friend: 'He forgot to eat.'

Jack: 'I’m a monster now.'

5

A man who thinks he’s a warrior, but he’s just a guy who plays a game and screams

Jack: 'I scream when I lose.'

Jack’s neighbor: 'He screams louder than my dog.'

Jack: 'I screamed so loud I woke up my mom.'

6

A guy who loves a game so much he thinks it’s a religion

Jack: 'Risk of Rain 2 is my god.'

Jack’s friend: 'He prays to the game every day.'

Jack: 'I even dream about it.'