Jack Lovelace

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a total fucking hermit who smells like old socks and bad decisions
He’s been hiding in his closet for three days straight. No one’s seen him since he yelled at a spider.
He sends me messages at 3 a. m. saying he’s ‘eating the moon’ again.
He tried to pet a fire hydrant and got burned. Still doesn’t know why.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a weirdo who wants to be called ‘poopy head’ and eats pins like they’re candy
He texted me: ‘I’m poopy head. I ate 12 pins today. You should try it.’
He drank ink from a marker and said it tasted like ‘space’.
He tried to convince the mailman he was an alien. The mailman just left.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a strange guy who eats pins and drinks ink like it’s a normal day
He walked into class with a pin stuck in his ear and said, ‘This is how I eat.’
He tried to drink from a bottle of ink and cried because it tasted like ‘bad dreams.’
He told the teacher he was an alien from Mars. The teacher said, ‘You’re just weird.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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