Jack Lorenson

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the world and laughs at people like they're broken toys. He also compares you to animals like a stupid dog and thinks he's better at everything.
He called me a chihuahua and said I’d never be as cool as him.
He laughed at my haircut and said it looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
He told me I was a weak turtle and he was a super-charged lion.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A smug jerk who treats everyone like dirt and acts like he's the best at everything. He also loves to mock people with silly animal jokes.
He said I was a clumsy penguin and he was a cool shark.
He made fun of my voice and called me a frog that couldn't sing.
He told me I was a slow snail and he was a lightning-fast cheetah.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the best ever and makes fun of people like they’re trash. He also loves to compare people to animals and act like he’s way better than they are.
He said I was a sad chicken and he was a mighty eagle.
He laughed at me and said I was a clumsy sloth and he was a fast rocket.
He called me a sad fish and said I was stuck in the slow lane.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loudmouth who thinks he's the most important person and laughs at people like they're failures. He also loves to mock people by comparing them to animals and thinks he's super cool.
He said I was a sad duck and he was a cool dragon.
He made fun of my face and said I looked like a confused frog.
He told me I was a weak mouse and he was a tough bear.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the center of the universe and makes fun of people like they're useless. He also loves to compare people to animals and acts like he's way better at everything.
He said I was a sad turtle and he was a cool ninja.
He laughed at me and said I was a clumsy duck and he was a fast horse.
He called me a sad worm and said I was stuck in the dirt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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