jack long

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A guy who gets turned on by anything that still breathes. He'll even cheat on you with a dead man if he's got a pulse.

Jack long tried to flirt with the ghost of my ex. It was creepy and stupid.

He asked the vending machine if it wanted to get busy. I'm not sure if it did.

He told the dog he was dating the vacuum cleaner. It barked at him.

A tiny guy who thinks he's a king. He can charm any girl... unless she's eight. Then he just gives up and goes home.

He tried to hit on my little sister. She just gave him a look and he left.

He wore shoes so big he looked like a giant. Then he tripped and face-planted into a wall.

He told me, 'If the age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock.' I told him, 'You're not ready for the clock.'

He's a decent guy. Mostly. Unless you're eight or a ghost.

He helped me move my couch. Then he tried to ask my mom out.

He said he was a good guy. I asked if he was a good guy or just a weird one.

He told me he was a good guy. I told him, 'You're a good guy who thinks he's a god.'