jack little

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A complete idiot who lies, cheats, and gets off on making people feel like they're in love with him. He's like a sneaky worm in your garden, ready to ruin your day.
Jack Little is the worst. He told me he was my soulmate, then stole my lunch money.
He cheated on my sister and made her cry. I want to punch him in the face.
He's like a lying snake who makes you think he's your best friend, but he's just there to ruin your life.
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Jack Little is the name of that tiny, bearded bass player who’s part of like five bands. He wears funky glasses and everyone thinks he’s a god.
Jack Little is the bass player of the Raconteurs. He looks like he just walked out of a 1970s poster.
He’s got a beard and a wife who takes photos. He’s like a music legend with a side of drama.
He plays bass so good, he’s like the king of magical bassland. We’re just peasants.
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Jack Little is a sexual move where a guy goes in from behind and sticks his thumb up a girl’s butt when he comes. It’s like a surprise party for her butt.
He pulled out his thumb and there was a plum. I think he’s doing the Jack Little.
He said, ‘I’m gonna do the Jack Little on you.’ I felt it and I was like, ‘No way.’
He did the Jack Little and I was like, ‘That was weird, but kinda cool.’
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When you’re having sex and someone sticks their thumb up your butt. It’s like a surprise from the inside.
I was doing it doggy-style, and his thumb went up my butt. I was like, ‘What the hell?’
She stuck her thumb up my butt during sex. I was like, ‘Why?’
He did that thing with his thumb, and I was like, ‘That was unexpected.’
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Jack Little is this tiny, bearded bass player who is like a music god. He’s got a wife who’s a photographer, and he’s so good, he makes angels jealous.
Jack Little is the bass player who makes angels cry. He’s just that good.
He’s got a beard, a wife who takes pictures, and a voice like a dying angel.
He’s so good, I think he’s the bass god. I’m just a lowly fan.
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Jack Little is when you stick your numb thumb up your butt like in the poem, and when you pull it out, there’s a plum on it. It’s like a Christmas miracle in your butt.
I did the Jack Little and pulled out a plum. I was like, ‘That was awesome.’
He did the Jack Little and pulled out a plum. I was like, ‘That’s a Christmas miracle.’
I did the Jack Little and there was a plum. I was like, ‘That was weird but cool.’
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Jack Little is a silly old poem that kids learn in school. It’s about a guy who sticks his thumb in a pie and pulls out a plum. It’s the dumbest thing ever.
My teacher made me read Jack Little. It was the worst poem ever.
Jack Little is the dumbest poem. It’s just about a guy and a pie.
I hate Jack Little. It’s so stupid, it’s like a bad dream.
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