Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So ripped you could probably jack off in a vacuum and still taste the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Bro looks like he just ate a whole bag of Jacked Doritos and then lifted weights.

He’s so ripped I think he jacked off in the gym.

That guy’s abs are so intense, they’re practically Jacked Doritos in human form.

2

So weak you could probably cry in a public bathroom and no one would even care.

He’s so weak, he can’t even finish a Jacked Doritos bag without crying.

She’s like a weak noodle. Jack-like? Please.

He got called Jack-like in the middle of a Fortnite match.

3

When someone hides a 'like' so sneaky, it’s like they’re hiding a secret crush on a TikTok influencer.

That link was just a trap. Jack-like move.

She clicked that play button and didn’t even know she liked it.

He thought he was watching a video, but he just liked his ex.

4

When a truck is going so fast it’s like it just ate a whole bag of Jacked Doritos and ran over a cop.

That truck was going so fast, it looked like it was running from the cops.

He pulled like Jack the bear and left everyone in the dust.

That truck was flying, like it just took a hit of Jacked Doritos.

5

When you shoot someone in the head so hard, it’s like you just took a bite out of a Jacked Doritos bag.

He shot the guy like he was eating a Jacked Doritos.

She shot him so hard, he probably tasted Ranch Dipped Hot Wings in heaven.

He shot the guy like he was trying to beat his own meat.

6

When you tell your roommate to jack you off like he’s trying to beat his own meat.

I tell my roommate, 'Jack me off like you beat your own meat!' every time he’s lazy.

He’s always like, 'Jack me off, I’m too tired.'

He told me to jack him off like he was trying to beat his own meat.

7

When you say you don’t like Jack Harlow, but you’re just trying to cover up that your dad was being a joke.

'I don’t like Jack Harlow,' he said. 'My dad was just joking.'

He said he doesn’t like Jack Harlow, but his dad was just being funny.

He said he doesn’t like Jack Harlow, but he’s just being a fake.