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A jack liascos is a man who grows a beard before breakfast and has a sister so hot she makes the sun blush. He gets roasted by Eddie Betts every day, but Eddie runs away whenever she walks in. Jack is a brain-dead mess who can’t leave ice cream alone and doesn’t know how to make a chocolate milkshake.
Jack yelled at the ice cream truck for not coming to his house.
He tried to make a milkshake with ketchup and cried.
He screamed at Eddie Betts for liking his sister.