Jack Li

Jack Li tried to cook, clean, and text his mom all at once. The result was a burnt casserole, a broken vacuum, and a 30-minute argument about why the internet is broken.

He texted me at 2 AM to ask if I wanted to go for a run. I said no. He ran anyway. And then he texted me again to ask if I wanted to run again.

He tried to do 10 things at once. Now his brain is broken and his pants are on fire.

Jack Li said he'd finish his homework, clean his room, and text his crush all in one hour. Now it's 3 AM and he’s still wearing his pajamas.

He tried to do everything at once. His brain exploded. Now he's just a pile of confetti and regret.

He started a project at 7 AM. Now it's 11 PM and he's still doing it. He's like a dog with a bone.

Jack Li tried to finish his math homework, but then he started cleaning his room, and then he texted his mom, and now he's crying because he forgot to eat.

He kept doing stuff until his brain was on fire and his socks were in the microwave.

He tried to do 10 things at once. Now his brain is broken and he's just a mess.