Jack Levett

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#tiny wizard#van mania#pain in the ass

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He's a tiny human who's so small some people think he's invisible. He's a pain in the ass but gets all the kids into his white van so fast it's like he's been doing it for 20 years and it's his job!
I swear he can teleport. One second I'm outside, the next I'm in the van.
He drives like a maniac and still manages to make me late for school.
He's like a tiny wizard with a van.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He's the smallest human ever and some people think he's a ghost. He's annoying as hell but he gets all the kids in his van so fast it's like he's been doing it since the beginning of time.
He's like a little gremlin who loves kids and hates parents.
He drives so fast I think he's trying to make the van disappear.
He's the reason I'm always late for school.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a little human who looks like he’s been shrunk and some people think he’s a ghost. He’s a real pain but he gets all the kids into his van so fast it’s like he’s been doing it since the day he was born.
He’s like a tiny monster who loves kids and hates everyone else.
He drives like a maniac and it’s like he’s trying to make the van explode.
He’s the reason I’m always late for school and I hate it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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