Jack Lescak

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a total piece of garbage who grunts like a pig every time he talks and gets turned on by anything you throw at him, whether it's a joke, a comment, or just the sound of your voice.
He grunted at my math test like it was a porn movie.
He got hard just because I said the word 'tomato'.
He moaned during my presentation like it was a sex show.
2
a human waste machine who can't stop making stupid sexual jokes and thinks everything is a chance to get laid.
He told a joke about socks and called it a 'romance'.
He asked me if my backpack was a 'love letter' from my mom.
He laughed at my homework like it was a dirty joke.
3
a guy who acts like he's the king of the world and thinks every little thing is a sexual experience, even if it's not.
He called my calculator a 'love tool' and I didn't know what to say.
He claimed my lunch was a 'passion dish' and I just stared at him.
He said my pencil was 'seducing' my notebook and I almost cried.
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