jack lenister

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smiling faggot with a weak little wiener that whimpers in the dark
He tried to flirt with me and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He waved at me like a dog in a parade.
He tried to impress me with his 'dance moves' and it was just a seizure.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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pasty faced fag with a noodle for a penis that thinks it’s a superhero
He tried to text me and it was just a series of typos and crying.
He did a dance in the grocery store and it looked like a crime scene.
He called me 'babe' and I wanted to die.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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smirky queer with a wiener so weak it could be a sock puppet
He tried to make a joke and it was just a sad whisper.
He walked into a wall and it was like a horror movie.
He tried to be cool and it was just a hot mess.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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