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A guy who jiggles his knees like a madman even when he’s puffing on a cigarette like it’s his last breath.
He was bouncing his knees so hard during the smoke break, I thought he was trying to shake the fag out of his hand.
I asked him why he was wiggling like a cockroach on a hot plate, and he said, ‘It’s a habit.’
He was so into his knee-jiggle dance, he didn’t notice the fire alarm went off.