Jack Layton's Moustache

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A legendary facial hair that could probably beat up a whole football team and still have time to laugh.

My grandma says Jack Layton's moustache is so good it could get its own passport.

I tried to draw it, and my dog walked out of the room.

My teacher said if I didn't stop talking about it, I'd get a detention and a side of moustache.

The only thing that could make a politician cooler than a moustache that looks like it’s been trained for war.

I think Jack Layton’s moustache has a PhD in being cool.

My friend’s dog tried to eat it, and it just stared back.

I asked my mom if I could grow one, and she said, 'No, you look like a raccoon.'

A hairy masterpiece so good, it might as well be a superhero with a side of sass.

I think Jack Layton’s moustache could beat up Superman.

My little brother tried to copy it, and now he looks like a confused chicken.

I drew it on my math test, and my teacher gave me a zero and a high-five.