Jack Lavalette

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A cash-grabbing, skirt-chasing, lopsided-toothed disaster who wastes everyone’s time.

He stole my lunch money and tried to flirt with my mom.

He showed up to my birthday party and asked for a raise.

He tried to kiss my sister and got a face full of pie.

A greedy, flirt-happy, crooked-toothed mess who takes money and leaves chaos.

He took my allowance and said I was ‘not cute enough’ for a raise.

He showed up to my game and asked for a bribe.

He tried to charm my dog and got bit.

A money-hungry, skirt-chasing, toothy mess who’s too dumb to be useful.

He stole my lunch and said I had ‘bad fashion sense’.

He showed up to my test and asked for a tip.

He tried to propose to my cat and failed.