jack langhorn

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A person who tortures kids with tickles until they beg for mercy
My brother is a jack langhorn. He tickled me for 10 minutes straight.
The jack langhorn at the park made my little cousin scream like a banshee.
My teacher called me a jack langhorn because I laughed too loud during math.
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A tickle monster who makes kids lose their minds
That jack langhorn ruined my lunch break with a surprise tickle attack.
My cousin's friend is a jack langhorn. He tickled her until she cried.
The jack langhorn at the mall made my sister run out of the store.
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A person who uses tickles like a weapon of mass destruction
My dad is a jack langhorn. He tickled me until I couldn't breathe.
The jack langhorn in my class tickled me during the test.
That jack langhorn made my friend laugh so hard she fell off the couch.
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