jack kurtzman

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A smelly guy who plays okay but can’t hold a candle to Ben Baskin and smells like a sock that’s been living in a gym bag for a month

Jack Kurtzman is the human version of a wet sock

I almost passed out during the game because Jack smells like he’s been in a sweat pit since the ’90s

Jack’s sweat is so strong it could power a small town

The guy who plays decent but smells like a swamp and can’t even compare to Ben Baskin

Jack is like the ugly cousin of Ben Baskin but with more sweat

Jack’s smell is so bad it could make a dog cry

Jack walked in and I could smell him before I saw him

A guy who plays okay but smells so bad it’s like he bathes in gym socks and can’t even be as good as Ben Baskin

Jack’s sweat is so bad it’s like he’s been in a swamp for years

I thought I was going to die during the game because of Jack’s smell

Jack is the reason why I don’t like sports anymore