jack kurtz

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A tiny rodent who can’t spell to save his life and reads like a drunk
Jack Kurtz tried to write 'beautiful' but it came out 'beautifull' and he didn’t even notice.
He read the sign wrong and walked into a bakery thinking it was a bar.
He spelled 'cat' as 'c a t' and called it a 'victory'.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A kid who looks like a rat and acts like one, can’t read worth a damn
He tried to read a book and it looked like hieroglyphs.
He thought 'math' was a type of candy.
He tried to spell 'important' and wrote 'impotent' and called it a 'win'.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A little rat who can’t spell and reads like a confused chicken
He read 'hello' as 'h e l l o' and still didn’t get it.
He thought the word 'dog' was a type of sandwich.
He tried to spell 'breakfast' and wrote 'brake fast' and called it a 'masterpiece'.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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